As requested by my good friend GamerPeePinpa; it's even the uncut version too.

Also, here's a "realistic" version of Popeye:

I've been feeling very retro lately, and it's starting to affect my memory glands. If you have a request on some show or game, I'd be more than happy to post it on my page or pm it for you.

EDIT: Also, ask me if you'd like to pm it to you, I'm not a mind reader.

Owl Jolson
Popeye
Darkwing Duck
Chip N' Dale

I'll start with an old cult favorite of mine:

Well, I just got my Wisdom Teeth pulled today and I feel like I'm chewing glass. However, it's not as bad as I thought it would. I had stayed up all night, because I figured the longer I didn't sleep, the longer I would have time to sleep after the surgery. BIG mistake. So anyway, I went to the dental office, and the nurses prepped me up for surgery. After they were done, I felt numb all over my face. It'll take two weeks before I can eat anything crunchy again.

In lighter news, today, I've decided to save up for a trip to England! I don't know where to visit though, but I'm hoping to visit some of my U.K. friends. The bad news is that it'll take a couple of years to do, because money is tight, but I'll try to get the cash as fast as I can. Hope to see you soon U.K.

I'm really getting sick and tired of always seeing sexual acts on people's userpages*. You remember violence? Remember when it used to entertain the hell out of us? Why have all of you neglected it? Last time I checked, violence was an important part of sanity. Therefore, I deem anyone insane who hasn't used violence in their everyday lives.

And to the few who think violence is a bad thing, I silently pray at night that they die of some communicable disease. So please, use violence whenever possible**. Use it to get revenge, justice, or even a quick laugh for that matter. Just remember to throw your trash into garbage cans, because littering is wrong. Thank You.

*Whether it be gay, straight, lesbo, tentacle, etc.
**Or always, for that matter.

Well, I have to get my wisdom teeth removed (ALL FUCKING 4 OF THEM), and it's going to suck. I'm not looking forward to this at all. Seriously, my mouth is going to be sore as hell, and I'm going to be drunk as a horse with the anesthetic. I can't even eat foods like cereal or popcorn for a solid 2 weeks. I'm going to need the full support of my friends (both offline and online) to help me through this.

Well, I'm finally done with my bitching, and I leave you with the comedic stylings of Talking Heads:

Sorry Hilary.

Today is my (technical) 1st year anniversary here on Newgrounds. I'd like to thank all my friends that I've made here for giving me support through some tough times and vice versa, I knew I couldn't do it without you. On a lighter note, what better way to celebrate my anniversary with a level up?

Okay, it was loud, it was dark, people kept raming into me in the mosh pit, but it was the greatest experience of my life. Seriously, it rocked my balls off and shoved them down my throat. It was around six thirty when I got there, and this old band(I think one of the teacher's bands, I can't remember) was playing some old school rock like Deep Purple, and the Ramones. The place was so jumping, that people were either headbanging or moshing.

Then at seven, the actual bands started to perform. The first band was the 1up Kids, that used Reel Big Fish-esque type of rhythm to get the place on fire. I wasn't really too excited about them(or the next band for that matter), but they made me dance a little. Then, this Death Metal band Consulate37 was blasting their speakers in the most thrashing way possible. The ground actually shook when I moshed.

Oh, and the moshing. The moshing, more like smoshing heads together. I got my ass kicked and vice versa. People kept raming into each other and diving onto the ground. I tried diving too, and got my skull bashed in by some guy's shoe. Don't worry though, it's nothing serious, but it did give me a wicked bad headache after awhile.

Most of the bands kicked ass, and got major praise by the crowd as well as myself. When it was around nine thirty I started to leave. Then I got droped off by a friend and pasted out on my bed. I now wake here with body pains, a wicked bad headache, and I feel like heaving dry hunks, but it still was the greatest night ever. Seriously, if you've never been to one a rock concert before, I have my sincere pity on you, you momma's boy.

Live, love, and rock out loud:

Knights

Wow. Words cannot express the craziness of this game Basically, this girl gets stung by some alien crab-scorpian thing and is now 50 ft. tall. You have to find and capture her while using things like a boombox to distract and capture her before she lays waste to the city. Oh yeah, and she's half naked too.

Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated...