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Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: Pennsyltucky
Job: Government Cover-up
This site is actually a front for an international drug smuggling ring.
Newgrounds Stats
Whistle Status: Garbage
Exp. Points: 4,120 / 4,440
Exp. Rank #: 4,152
Voting Pow.: 6.16 votes
BBS Posts: 3,732 (8.18 per day)
Flash Reviews: 32
Music Reviews: 1
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0
Wow. Words cannot express the craziness of this game Basically, this girl gets stung by some alien crab-scorpian thing and is now 50 ft. tall. You have to find and capture her while using things like a boombox to distract and capture her before she lays waste to the city. Oh yeah, and she's half naked too.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Posted by knightsofthecircle Apr. 26, 2008 @ 8:37 PM EDT
Hey guys! I LOVE Final Fantasy and Naruto, do you love Final Fantasy and Naruto? They're my favorite things to do in my spare time after sucking guy's cock all day long. This site is amazing, but I don't understand this idea of "leveling up", is it a band or something? Anyway, I'd love to meat all of you and discuss Naruto and sucking cock all day long, but I'm going to a Hannah Montana concert, and I don't want to be late.
~ Jessica.
3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Who can resist the awesomeness of Iron Maiden and their trademark song?
EDIT: This is only temporary, expect a new post soon.
Updated: 04/16/08 8:06 PM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!My birthday is today, and you know what that means?
I SURVIVED ANOTHER YEAR OF BULLSHIT!
FUCK YEAH, NOTHING CAN STOP ME, NOT EVEN DE-
Get me something good or I'll fucking murder your parents.
It has come to my attention that this site and everyone in it sicken me. I shall be taking a vacation ASAP and will only come on to deposite my points and browse the occasionally userpage. I know some of you will miss me as I will miss you too. This is only a short vacation, so I'll see you guys soon.
Peace, bitches - Knights
