Today is my (technical) 1st year anniversary here on Newgrounds. I'd like to thank all my friends that I've made here for giving me support through some tough times and vice versa, I knew I couldn't do it without you. On a lighter note, what better way to celebrate my anniversary with a level up?

Okay, it was loud, it was dark, people kept raming into me in the mosh pit, but it was the greatest experience of my life. Seriously, it rocked my balls off and shoved them down my throat. It was around six thirty when I got there, and this old band(I think one of the teacher's bands, I can't remember) was playing some old school rock like Deep Purple, and the Ramones. The place was so jumping, that people were either headbanging or moshing.

Then at seven, the actual bands started to perform. The first band was the 1up Kids, that used Reel Big Fish-esque type of rhythm to get the place on fire. I wasn't really too excited about them(or the next band for that matter), but they made me dance a little. Then, this Death Metal band Consulate37 was blasting their speakers in the most thrashing way possible. The ground actually shook when I moshed.

Oh, and the moshing. The moshing, more like smoshing heads together. I got my ass kicked and vice versa. People kept raming into each other and diving onto the ground. I tried diving too, and got my skull bashed in by some guy's shoe. Don't worry though, it's nothing serious, but it did give me a wicked bad headache after awhile.

Most of the bands kicked ass, and got major praise by the crowd as well as myself. When it was around nine thirty I started to leave. Then I got droped off by a friend and pasted out on my bed. I now wake here with body pains, a wicked bad headache, and I feel like heaving dry hunks, but it still was the greatest night ever. Seriously, if you've never been to one a rock concert before, I have my sincere pity on you, you momma's boy.

Live, love, and rock out loud:

Knights

Wow. Words cannot express the craziness of this game Basically, this girl gets stung by some alien crab-scorpian thing and is now 50 ft. tall. You have to find and capture her while using things like a boombox to distract and capture her before she lays waste to the city. Oh yeah, and she's half naked too.

Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated...

Hey guys! I LOVE Final Fantasy and Naruto, do you love Final Fantasy and Naruto? They're my favorite things to do in my spare time after sucking guy's cock all day long. This site is amazing, but I don't understand this idea of "leveling up", is it a band or something? Anyway, I'd love to meat all of you and discuss Naruto and sucking cock all day long, but I'm going to a Hannah Montana concert, and I don't want to be late.

~ Jessica.

Call me. ;D

Who can resist the awesomeness of Iron Maiden and their trademark song?

EDIT: This is only temporary, expect a new post soon.

My birthday is today, and you know what that means?

I SURVIVED ANOTHER YEAR OF BULLSHIT!

FUCK YEAH, NOTHING CAN STOP ME, NOT EVEN DE-

Get me something good or I'll fucking murder your parents.

It has come to my attention that this site and everyone in it sicken me. I shall be taking a vacation ASAP and will only come on to deposite my points and browse the occasionally userpage. I know some of you will miss me as I will miss you too. This is only a short vacation, so I'll see you guys soon.

Peace, bitches - Knights